Lorey Time

A Court of Thorns and Roses-Imagine Twilight, but with Beauty and the Beast, and a smidge of fairy masculinity

Hello all you planes, trains and automobiles, we are back for a fairy packed tale of the famed A Court of Thorns and Roses! I dive into the deep end of the spicy book tok book and let you know whether this book will make you hot under the collar or if it is milder than store bought pico de gallo. Come join us by the fire and hear the tale for Feyre and her Fey friends

The Dark Crystal- Because Chucky isn’t the only scary puppet out there

Hello everybody! Welcome to another episode where Zack takes the reins and takes us through the tale of The Dark Crystal. Come take a seat and listen to Zack express his disdain for the podlings, give us his impersonation of the Skeksis, and explain to us that Jim Henson was not the storyteller of the 80s. If you have ever wanted to be terrified of puppets the please give this movie a watch. BUT ONLY after listening to the tale of Jen the last Gelfling.

Mobile Fighter G Gundam Part 2

As he fights to save his family, Domon will learn that the power of love will help him defeat his brother Kyoji and the Devil Gundam, a bio organic monstrosity trying to remove humanity from the galaxy!
Join us for the action packed conclusion to Domon's story!

Mobile Fighter G Gundam- The Olympics but with 30 ft tall giant robots

Welcome to Mobile FIghter G Gundam! Where Earth is a wasteland arena meant to be used for the colonies in space as a free for all arena for galactic control! Join us as we hear the tale of Domon Kasshu, the King of Hearts who is fighting in the Gundam Games to save his family and defeat his evil brother Kyoji

Shrek- The John Wick of the early 2000s

Hello listeners, Daniel and Zack are back to talk about one of the greatest animated movie series of all time. Yes it is Shrek. We recap every amazing line of the movie, discuss how it touches on topics like, donkey abuse, the drug epidemic and the moving of a native people out of their lands. There will be romance! laughs! and yes, a talking donkey. Take a seat by the swampfire everyone and let All-Star by Smash Mouth pleasure the ears

Judge Dredd- In the Future there is only the Law

Zack hijacks the podcast and tells Daniel and you, the listeners, about the lawless, irradiated future of Judge Dredd. 800 million people in one city? Someone has to uphold the law. Now listen how this one super ultra super super cop, has to combat mutants, bored people, simps and evil ghost demons from an undead world. Fix it tickets will never be the same.

Empire of the Vampire- Make Vampires Edgy Again

Daniel and Zack are back to talk about the Grimdark world of Jay Kristoff's novel, Empire of the Vampire. If you thought Twilight ruined vampires then this is the book for you! It has everything from emotionally edgy protagonists to evil vampires who DO NOT sparkle. Come sit closer and listen to the tale of Gabirel de Leon, the last Silversaint. FOR WE ARE SILVER

Revenge of the Sith- Clones,Wookies and Sith Lords Oh My!

Your hosts Daniel and Zack finish up the prequels of Star Wars. We discuss a good boy goes bad, Anakin deserved a hug from someone and what happens to you when you have the high ground. Join us around the fire everyone! The first part of the Tale of Anakin Skywalker is coming to an end

Attack of the Clones- Angry Teens and Rough Sand

Your hosts, Daniel and Zack, talk about Episode 2 of the Star Wars prequels. We confront the greatest threat to the galaxy, Sand. We question whether Anakin Skywalker has some relationship red flags, and how exactly do you pay for a clone army?

The Phantom Menace - The most 7/10 movie to ever 7/10

Your huggable hosts Daniel and Zack kick start Lorey Time by diving into one of the most controversial and divisive Star Wars movies.,The Phantom Menace. We explain to you what a Jar Jar Binks is and why Liam Neeson created an iconic Star Wars character. So take a seat by the fire, sit criss cross applesauce and join us for Lorey Time.